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Dec. 5th, 2007 @ 08:04 am The penultimate NPR post

Once again, I am on NPR this morning. Now I have to return to my daily life. Sigh.

One last post coming up later today, which will include a special bonus interactive section.

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Dec. 4th, 2007 @ 05:05 pm jaysus!

So I went to the NPR forum today. Turns out they... well... 

Okay, so just listen to the debate. If you want to know what I'm surprised by, scroll forward to the 1:39 mark and just listen for a bit. 

I am a happy, happy Erwin.

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Dec. 4th, 2007 @ 08:11 am (no subject)
 Probably time to get away from poop and death, so I'll post something more fun. 

I was on NPR this morning! I got in two good points and a decent joke. 

Today, I'm going to the NPR forum and I'll get to sit on the stage (right after the candidates leave! I'll be sitting in Obama's butt warmth!) and give my feedback on that. 

The best part is that Sunday Jessica and I went out for dinner and she got interviewed for BBC Mundo and Publico, the largest newspaper in Portugal.

It is fun to live in Des Moines.

EDIT: I was the lead-in for a second story too!
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Dec. 3rd, 2007 @ 10:01 am Sammy.

Our dog Sammy passed away yesterday morning.

He was in remission for about six weeks, and we had a lot of fun with him. He got to meet new people and play a lot and he got spoiled like crazy with delicious food. We're glad we had the extra time with him that we did. 

He was a good dog, and more importantly, he was a happy dog.

If you haven't yet, check out the video Jessica posted. It's very, very, very cute.

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Nov. 30th, 2007 @ 02:47 pm in Soviet Russia, cup poops on you

A Critique of "2 Girls 1 Cup"

First, two women affirm life by throwing themselves at each other in a passionate embrace. We begin to wonder; is the filmmaker attempting to shock us? To challenge us? We've seen this before. There are no textual clues in the film at this point- the filmmaker lets us begin to process this meta-monologue, to discover for ourselves whether we are the audience for this piece or its subject - or both.

Then, one of the women devastatingly deconstructs the intertwined concepts of hygiene, food, and modern convenience by doing something horrible into a cup.

The two women explore this concept further, in visual monologue and discussion. At this point, many viewers look away in fear as their ontological assumptions are shaken to the core.

Just when the viewer is on the verge of assimilating this critique and passively accepting it as just another Debordian spectacle, the two women launch themselves into a Dionysian celebration of the body that calls- nay, commands- the viewer to join them in their abandon. My body reacted as theirs did- the most visceral piece of interactive art I have ever experienced.

At the end of the video, the two women kneel and smile into the camera, their final action a defiant coda which recalls their first transgression. The framing of the final scene (and indeed the entire film) is unassuming, even aggressively banal. You realize with a shock that the artists have no need to rifle the lexicon of film; their statement is one of such rare power that such technical tricks would add nothing.

Are they brave? Are they debased? Their art challenges us to look past such dualities. It asks us to experience disgust as joy, to see despair as play. It asks us to examine ourselves as humans.

Most of all, it will fucking make you puke. Jesus, don't watch it.

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Oct. 28th, 2007 @ 05:37 pm Not fair.
For those of you who don't read Jessica's blog (and why? Faugh!), we got some bad news recently.

Sammy, our 2-year-old golden doodle, has lymphoma. We put him on prednisone. Between that and his diet, he might have a month or a year. We'll see, but for right now he's back to his old self. We're spoiling the hell out of him. 

You should check out the video of Sammy and Zapata Jess posted on YouTube, which is schmaltz-awesome.
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Oct. 4th, 2007 @ 05:03 pm Busy boy.
For months, I have not blogged. I live like a savage.

You are each allowed two questions! I will answer them at length with wit and passion.

I give no guarantees that I will come back. But I do guarantee that I will not disappear before I've accounted for myself to your satisfaction.
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Oct. 4th, 2007 @ 11:50 am ftaghn
http://torenatkinson.deviantart.com/art/Where-the-Great-Old-Ones-Are-20882194

seriously, is that all? After months? 

yes! 
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Feb. 1st, 2007 @ 11:33 am Libbygate!
There is no stopping the Screw Bush train. 

Today, the defense team of Scooter Libby introduced an interesting bit of evidence- a note written by Dick Cheney

What's it say? It says that Bush asked Libby to go destroy Valerie Plame. Get some popcorn, folks, because a show's about to start.
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Jan. 30th, 2007 @ 11:16 am Is this another goddamn entry about your book, Erwin?

Yeah! 

I know at least one or two of you have copies of Declarations of Independence.  If you don't, go find a copy at a library. Or, you know, buy one. Seriously, the used copies are half price now!

Recently, my Amazon Sales Rank slipped to below 1 million from its brief glory days at around 525,000. UNACCEPTABLE! 

I ask you to review the book. Not to me- the feedback I've gotten ranges from "surprisingly readable" to "I never thought I'd be able to get all the way through it because there's no maps or pictures, but I loved it!" No, your mission is to post reviews of this book on Amazon. And BN.com. And epinions.com. And pricegrabber.com. Mostly, though, on Amazon. 

Do not review the book if you haven't read it. That's dishonest. 

This is the last DoI entry ever unless it wins like the Nobel for Reference Books.

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Jan. 26th, 2007 @ 02:35 pm Fun!

The two most funnest web games I've seen in a while. 

First, Pandemic. You play a virus! HINT: Try to become really infectious before becoming incredibly lethal. 

Second, Third World Farmer. You play a peasant! HINT: Have lots of babies.

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Jan. 23rd, 2007 @ 09:33 am (no subject)
The greatest act of geekery I've seen in a long, long time.
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Jan. 19th, 2007 @ 01:50 pm faugh.

If you wanted a copy of DOITEOAAASM, but held off because of the hoooo-mungous price, it's now slightly less mungous. 

http://www.strandbooks.com/profile/?isbn=0313332673

These are lightly used copies. They are all probably stamped "ADVANCE COPY FOR REVIEWERS". Because the reviewers basically decided they were too busy for a book with no pictures and dumped their copies at the used bookstore. 

It tastes like bitter ashes for me, but a sweet, sweet bargain for you! 

These copies will not have my autograph, but they will have the prestigious backstory of briefly being in the New York Times Book Review office. Own something that was breathed on by Janet Maslin!

So I've been writing and reading and stuff and how are you? What did I miss?

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Dec. 7th, 2006 @ 11:53 am ahoy

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/pirates/documents/CBSs_PIRATES_Casting_App.pdf

I finished my entries for one encyclopedia and I'm working on two more that I have to get done in the next month and my book is here and it got here on the same day as my check from McSweeney's and I'm just busy and busy and giddy about being busy.

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Nov. 28th, 2006 @ 02:21 pm Last call for DOITEOAASM

If you would like to order a copy of Declarations of Independence, email me at jlerwin@gmail.com fast fast fast. Like, in the next day or two fast. 

Peace out!

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Nov. 20th, 2006 @ 02:25 pm The time is nigh!
Hello, kids! 

Yes, I've been gone for a while. Everything is good. I'm ass-busy, as usual. 

Declarations of Independence hits the shelves in ten days. After years of anxiety and exhaustion and ennui, my baby is finally a real 1.8 pound thing of beauty.

"I've got my desk copy right here!" said my editor an hour ago. Unspeakably jealous? Me too. 

The vast majority of my author copies are reserved for family already. I can order more, and ship them, at $50 instead of the $75 list price. If you or someone you love wants a copy of this thing, contact me at jlerwin@gmail.com. I will include a valuable James Erwin autograph and inscription at no additional charge. Virtually indistinguishable from the real thing!

Three days to turducken,

James
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Nov. 2nd, 2006 @ 08:24 am You care a lot.
According to CNN analysts, Alex P. Keaton supports stem cell research. Not Michael J. Fox. Alex P. Keaton

This is the kind of story that should be left to the Onion. Or maybe some bored blogger. CNN should stick to things like, I don't know, news maybe. faugh.
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Oct. 17th, 2006 @ 11:43 am Invisible Fence!
Jessica and I are getting an Invisible Fence for the dogs. I insist that we also get an Invisible Jacuzzi installed, as well as a Magic Trolley and a Fairy Mountain. 

I would post the Invisible Fence song Jessica and I made up to the tune of "The Greatest American Hero," but that is perilously close to filking. 

The Best of No Shame was hella fun. I spent a lot of time talking to grizzled old bastards like Todd Ristau and Carolyn Jacobson and Megan Gogerty and Chris Okiishi, and I finally saw a part of Scott Smith's epic No Shame musical, and I saw "Nick Price, Photobooth Detective" one more time before I died. And I got stage fright, of all the damned things, and it only got worse as I realized thirty seconds before my cue that my throat was completely dry. Thank God, I was able to deliver my lines instead of grotesque smacking and clicking noises. 

A recent realization, which the HD-DVD format war has brought into sharp relief: I no longer like gadgets. In fact, many gadgets make me actively grouchy. "Bah to your IMing! Stop interrupting me! What's the point of Friendster? High definition just means you can see Conan's pimples through his makeup! All of you stupid machines go away and let me work on my encyclopedia articles and my manuscript on conspiracies in the early American republic!" 

Jesus Christ: I am a curmudgeon.
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Oct. 13th, 2006 @ 01:35 pm wedding pictures!

Heapin helpin!

http://www.kodakgallery.com/I.jsp?c=o8evuue.82s31zr2&x=1&y=mks9np
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Oct. 4th, 2006 @ 08:39 am SFX: Maniacally gleeful giggling

SCENE 44: POV: ERWIN

EXTREME CLOSE-UP on ERWIN'S book. As the cover comes into focus at this distance, a new detail emerges; the dot on the first "I" is actually an asterisk, a very nice reference to Footnotes to History. 

SCENE 45: ERWIN, REACTION

As ERWIN realizes this, his jaw drops.

ERWIN: 

That's goddamned awesome! I have to send a thank-you note to that illustrator!

ERWIN'S face twists in disgust.

ERWIN:

A thank-you note? Jesus, I'm old. 

lorem ipsum mofo!
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